Omar Vows To Send Aid Package to Islamic Jeh’di Sect in Iran

In a speech today in Congress, Ilhan Omar vowed to send a 66 billion dollar aid package to the Je’dhi Muslamic Sect in northern Iran. She said this is needed to help them recover from the effects of their conflict with the Si’ith sect of Muslamics. She said this about the conflict:

“I grew up there as a young Jed’hi. They took me in as a child and taught me their mystic ways. I really appreciated what they did for me. They were always fighting against the “evil ones”, the Si’ith. They sought only pure power and wanted to destroy us as we were all that stood in the way. Now that I am in a position to help, I will be sending this aid package to the people who gave me so much.”

Leader of the wicked Si’ith sect

President Donald Trump has vowed to block this bill with the passage of Executive Order 66. He said the following:

“The Je’dhi are taking over! We can’t have that. Their arrogance blinds them. We can’t help these people. This is why we need the wall. Our Empire is kept strong by keeping the Je’dhi away and on the run. The Si’ith are the ones I support. It’s treason to suggest otherwise.”

Barack Obama responded by saying, “The Senate will decide your fate.”

Trump retorted, “I am the Senate.”

Trump then went on to strike down Obama and the three Democrat Je’dhi that were accompanying him. The nation is in good hands now with the evil Je’dhi destroyed.

1 Comment

  1. YOU WILL NOT OMAR !!!! THAT IS AMERICAN MONEY FOR AMERICANS, NOT DEMONS LIKE YOU. WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION AND YOU ARE NOT EVEN ALLOWED IN THIS COUNTRY, THE LAW SAYS IT.

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