AOC introduced a bill today that will cut funding to the military by more than 30 percent and redirect the funds to the “Immigrant Welfare Benefit Fund”. Democrats are expected to easily pass this bill. AOC had this to say of her proposal:
“The military gets too much funding. We are safe enough and we don’t need them. We need to take care of illegal immigrants. They are who built this country. Our ancestors came here all those years ago without paperwork so why are today’s immigrants any different? Under my plan, they will receive handouts in the form of cash and Obama phones. This will jumpstart our economy.”
Republicans are united against the bill. Republican Head Honcho Robert Smith condemned the bill:
“This is an absurd proposal. We need our military to be fully funded to keep us safe from dark people on the other side of the world. Who will protect our freedoms over there when the military is defunded? It matters not if our military has the budget of the next 20 or so nations combined. They need every penny. The military industrial complex keeps this country running, not immigrants.”
Joe Barron, political analyst, said that the bill doesn’t even exist. It is just the wishful thinking of a liberal troll. These people will buy anything that is sold to them as long as it goes with their pre-existing biases. They truly are dumb as rocks and it is sad that so many of them are voters in this country.