The Dunning-Kruger Times has reported that many witnesses have seen garbage dumpsters full of Sanders ballots in all of the Super Tuesday States. This comes after many claims that the DNC has been trying to sabotage the Sanders campaign.
Harik Helmar of the Sanders campaign had this to say:
“The DNC is afraid of our campaign. They want to maintain the status quo, even if it means losing to Trump. Why is it that all the candidates dropped out the day before Super Tuesday and endorsed Biden? They would rather someone in office that protects the interests of the oligarchy than a president that represents the people.”
As he was overseeing a massive trash dump of “just paper” at the DNC headquarters, co-chairman of the DNC, Joe Barron, responded with this statement:
“It is completely false that the DNC favors any particular candidate. It is just an unfortunate coincidence that all of the candidates dropped out the day before Super Tuesday and decided to endorse Biden. We are a party that represents all people and want to defeat Donald Trump at all costs, unless that cost is having a candidate that supports ending debt slavery and giving all Americans the basic human rights given to citizens of most developed nations.”
Whatever the truth is, there is definitely something fishy going on here with the always-crooked DNC. They never seem to learn what happens when you nominate the most unlikable and least popular candidate.