The recent Democratic Presidential debate was another train wreck of an embarrassment for all of the Godless libtards who are openly rooting for the destruction of our great nation and the voting out of our hugely successful President. These “candidates” talk a great game about unity but only threw toddler like temper tantrums at each other.
Candidate Pete Buttigieg, the former mayor of South Bend, IN, believes that negativity in campaigning and in the debate will not be the way to win his party’s nomination to become the sacrificial lamb for President Trump and seeks to rise above such tomfoolery.
Buttigieg was flanked by his spokesman Monty Johnson, who explained:
“When I watched a replay of the debate with the sound off, all I saw was Bernie turning red, Joe looking like a sleepy zombie, hands being raised, and lots of arm flailing by everyone. Embarrassing stuff. Rising above that is the best way to end up on the travelling speaker circuit once Trump is re-elected. We want a positive campaign. And it hit me. Hakuna Matata. What a glorious phrase. A trouble free philosophy. What!? I don’t want to get sued here!”
As of the time of this writing, Mayor Pete has spent $500,000 on Lion King knockoff merchandise including warthog hats and laughing hyena buttons that say “Pete 2020” and “Bernie’s Medicare for All plan sucks!” He is planning on distributing these at his next rallies, if anyone will actually show up to see him.
The patriots of America want to keep winning, which means not electing some happy-go-lucky Democrat communist bent on destroying our country with catchy movie tunes, hyenas, and warthogs.