According to a bombshell report from the Dunning-Kruger Times, President Donald Trump has given the order to Congress to begin impeachment proceedings against former President Obama. In this order President Trump states the following:
“The President of the United States has an oath to defend the Constitution and with this oath I must defend the Constitution by impeaching Barack Obama for his crimes against me. He has said nasty things about me, the President which is a crime in itself. He also spied on me with the White House microwave and even had the toaster wiretapped. These acts of treason cannot go unanswered, thus I am ordering Congress to impeach Obama from the office of President, rendering all of his actions taken as President null and void.”
This is great news for us Trump-loving sycophants! The liberals never respected truth or the rule of law, so this will show them what happens to those that do not obey their lord and master Donald Trump. Stallone said it best, “I AM THE LAW.”
Perhaps the best news of this impeachment order is that Obama’s Supreme Court appointees will also be considered null and void. Trump will be able to replace these justices with whoever he decides. Aides tell us President Trump is strongly considering Judge Dredd from North Dakota. He is a strong advocate of the rule of law and will faithfully execute his oath and all that stand before him.