God-loving families all across this great nation of ours were left scrambling for the tv remoter controls during what was supposed to be wholesome, family-friendly entertainment. If you were smart enough to tune the channel before the spectacle began, good for you — you weren’t subjected to the pornography that followed.
And that’s exactly what it was. Pornography!
Well, thank the good Lord above, President Trump’s FCC has had enough of Hollywood’s shenanigans. In a strong statement calling the halftime show “depraved,” Senior Director of the FCC, Hugh Jorgan said:
“And I want women to be modest in their appearance. They should wear decent and appropriate clothing and not draw attention to themselves by the way they fix their hair or by wearing gold or pearls or expensive clothes. Poll dancing half naked in front of millions of people, including children, is depraved. We will not stand for it. The American people deserve more respect than what was on display at our beloved sporting event.”
Included with the above statement was the official citation fining Jennifer Lopez and Shakira $6.9 million. No further details were provided on how they came to that number.
There is no official word on if the harlots plan to just pay their fine quietly, or if they will contest it in court. But, one thing is for certain, Trump sent a strong message that he stands for good old fashioned Christian values. We have no tolerance for women acting like anything less than a lady here!
MAGA! And, God Bless the U.S.A!