Ilhan Omar to Open ‘Sharian Law School’ in Dearborn

Today Ilhan Omar announced plans to open a school of Shania law in Dearborn Michigan, home of the most Muslamics per capita in the United States.

“In early 2021, will be opening the first ever Shania law school on American soil. This will be a place where people of all faiths and walks of life can learn about the Muslamic religion of peace, and if they are interested, they can go on to our college program to be Shania lawyers. All children in the city will be required to take 2 years of Shania law courses in order to enrich their education.”

Earlier in the week, the governor of Michigan signed off on the construction of the school to begin later this month. It will have 72 classrooms that represent the 72 heavenly Muslamic virgins and children will be required to wear the traditional Muslamic clothing. It will bring an estimated 250 jobs to the city and an additional 5000 Islamese students will come to the United States to attend this school. The governor explained:

“This new school will provide a great opportunity for Middle Eastern refugees to come to this country and feel like they are at home. We will be accepting 5000 students the first year and plan to increase that to 15,000 per year in the next 5 years. We don’t want them to feel like they need to become Americans. We already give the students and up to 30 of their closest family members free housing and medical care, so they should feel very welcomed in our community.”

The religion of peace

Republicans and patriots in the community are outraged by the move saying they “don’t need no more violent religious terrorizers forcing their beliefs on our children”. They have already announced plans to boycott the city, but no one seems to really care since they threaten boycotts on a weekly basis and nothing ever comes of it.

 

2 Comments

  1. THIS MUST STOP !!!! PRES. TRUMP NEED STEP IN AND MAKE SURE ONLY CHRISTIAN SCHOOLS ARE ALLOWED, THESE PLACES TRAIN CHILDREN TO CUT OFF HEADS AND HATE AMERICANS, SEE THE PHOTOS OF THEM SHOOT MEN IN THE HEAD, THAT WAS A ISLAM SCHOOL. NOT AMERICA BUT THE SAME.

  2. The United States of America is a Constitutional REpublic and we are under Constitutional Law. Every American should vote no on Sharia.

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