Comey Fitted For Ankle Bracelet and Placed on House Arrest

Rumors have been swirling around Washington that James Comey has been fitted with an ankle bracelet and released. Perhaps the Deep State empire will finally be brought down.

Our Verzarmel Award-winning investigative journalist, Gerald DeTater has been stationed at Trump International Hotel in D.C., hoping to learn details on the Presidents winning impeachment strategy. It is the chosen luxury spot of dignitaries and government officials who support President Trump and where all the best policy is written.

Unexpectedly, this is where the giddy whispers about Comey were overheard. While we cannot divulge who these tips came from, this is what was gleaned from the encounters.

1) The report that “cleared” Comey was a cover.

2) To avoid being sent to Gitmo for treason, he must act as a double agent to expose the Deep State.

3) He reportedly has already met with Obama, Clinton and Pelosi while wearing a wire and the evidence he obtained will destroy them.

4) Armed with this evidence, President Trump will have a surprise speaker at his Impeachment trial who will blow the lid off the entire coup.

There is a palpable sense of anticipation in Washington this week and it’s not just because Rosario the housekeeper brought in her special burritos. Our President will finally be vindicated and fulfill his promise to Drain The Swamp!

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Glori is a born again Christain and single mom to Brayden, Ayden, and Rayden. She was inspired by all-American woman, Sarah Palin and her virtuous daughter Bristol, to become a journalist. After 6 years of grueling dedication, she earned her BS.

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  1. THAT IS THE LEAST FOR YOU COMEY !!!! ENJOY THE AIR AND SUNSHINE, YOU ARE GOING A LONG WAY, TO GITMO I MEAN !!!! YOU LIKE THAT? YOU WILL MEET OBAMA SOON, AND HILLARY ALSO.

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