Obama Watching Impeachment from Kenyan Golf Resort

Former President Barack Obama was spotted on vacation in Kenya this week spending time with family. After a round of golf on his private course, he was asked by reporters how he planned on following the impeachment.

“Well let me be clear, I will be watching it from here in Kenya. There is no better country on Earth and I just love the golf here. I really needed the break from my Deep State duties, so I’m letting Joe handle that while I’m away. But anyway, I hope Donald gets a fair trial and faces justice if guilty.”

This all comes after a recent report by Dunning-Kruger found that Obama spent nearly 3 billion dollars on 752 golfing trips during his 8 years in office. This pales in comparison to the 2 golf trips that Trump has taken so far.

It seems very hypocritical of Obama and his ilk to make fun of our president for getting impeached for doing his job, while they did nothing but golf and destroy America for 8 long years. Trump is the hardest working president in American history and has taken the least amount of leisure time according to our firmly held beliefs.

Golfing. Almost as big of a crime as the tan suit!

While boarding Air Force One to attend a fundraiser for orphaned children, Trump responded to Obama’s quote by saying, “Crooked Obama is a do-nothing Democrat right up there with Crazy Nancy. Many people are telling me I should have my lapdog Barr look into his crimes and maybe we will impeach him. We will look into it. I think it’s time they get a taste of their own medicine for all of these phony witch hunts. Hell, maybe we should go after Bill again. It will be huge. Believe me.”

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  1. HE NEED TO STAY THERE, IT IS HIS HOME. YOU THINK IT WAS HAWAHAI, IT WAS NOT, HE WAS BORN IN KENYA PART OF AFRICA, HE MET A MAN AND THE MAN WENT TO THE HOSPITAL TO MAKE INTO A WOMAN. KENYAN MEN TOGETHER IN AMERICA IN FRONT OF ALL AMERICANS AND THE EYE OF GOD, THIS IS WHY WE HAVE HAD FIRES.

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