Trump Wants A Televised National Prayer ‘To Protect Him From Enemies’

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With an impeachment trial looming and what seems to be more tricks up the Democrats’ sleeves, President Trump could use all the help he can get. Though we know he’s not guilty, it never hurts to have some extra support.

That’s why President Trump is asking for television network time in order to host a live national prayer “that would join Americans together and protect him from his political enemies.” So far, only Fox has indicated that they may support it. The other major networks – ABC, CBS, and NBC responded dismissively.

A spokesperson for the president, the awe inspiring beauty, Satya Martin, told us why the event is so necessary:

“The knives are out for President Trump. It’s not just the Democrats coming after him. It’s the press, it’s the RINOS, it’s the FBI and CIA, and millions of others in this country and around the world.

Defeating so large an enemy is a monumental task. Hes up to the challenge, don’t get me wrong, but prayer is always welcome. A hand from God certainly can’t hurt. So our president is asking all of you to join him in prayer. To pray for him. To help save God’s messenger from treachery.

Together we can beat this.”

There is not yet a scheduled time or date for the event but details will follow. Doubtless, when it occurs is irrelevant, as loyal members of Trump Nation will always be there for him with bowed heads and clasped hands.

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  1. WE PRAY FOR YOU PRES. TRUMP !!!! EVERY DAY AND SPECIAL MEETS AFTER CHURCH. YOU HAVE A WALL OF PRAYER FROM US TO SHIELD YOU FROM SATAN AND DEMS. 17 IN OUR CHURCH AND NEARLY ALL AMERICANS, NOT MUSLIMS OR LEFTISTS.

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