Trump Just Saved the American Bald Eagle From Certain Extinction

The American Bald Eagle was facing a threat so serious that they were almost extinct. Until today.

The threat was something liberals love, so they were unwilling to do anything to help. Windmills. Liberals think that wind power will “save the environment,” even though President Trump has explained that the manufacturing process is more dangerous than sucking on a tailpipe.

As our great leader told a crowd at a recent rally, windmills are responsible for more bald eagle deaths per year in this country than all other sources combined. More than 60,000 bald eagles were found at the base of windmills last year, which should be a crime.

President Trump ended all that with an Executive Order 50892S, which serves two purposes. First, it protected the bald eagle by forcing all windmills to have screens like the ones you see on a household fan. Second, and even more importantly, it makes the cost of building and operating a windmill so expensive that it’s no longer going to be worth bothering.

Once again, President Trump is playing 4D chess while the libs play checkers with pigeons. They’re supposed to be the party that cares about the environment and the animals, but they’re willing to toss millions of our national birds aside just so they can have their dumb windmills, that cause more harm than good.

President Trump has studied wind better than anyone. He knows what’s best. When the libs figure out that it’s easier to just fall in line and do what he says, our country will be a much happier place.

About Flagg Eagleton 125 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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  1. THANK YOU AGAIN, PRES. TRUMP !!!! EVERY THING YOU DO IS FOR GOD AND FOR AMERICA, THE EAGLE IS THE SPIRIT OF BIBLE AMERICA AND YOU SAVED IT AND US, AMEN.

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