California is a crazy place. It shows that it is a nation unto itself, with its own societal norms and taboos that differ greatly from the rest of the country. Some of their differences are harmless but most are sinful, immoral, and downright dangerous. From pedo rings to sanctioned assaults in Hollywood, California has shown itself to be morally bankrupt and a den of sin.
Governor Newsom put their evil tendencies on display again today when he revealed that he is giving consideration to allowing some aspects of Shaarria Law to be practiced legally in the Golden State. This possibility is perhaps as low as he could sink, as the barbaric rules in that code are the antithesis of the American way. He insists, though, that only certain elements are being considered as he reviews the vast volumes:
“The people of California have spoken and what they’ve told me is Shaarria is the shizzle. Did I use that right? Anyway, a contingent from Hollywood came to my mansion last week for our monthly hedonism ritual and, while there, they approached me in an official capacity to explain to me the many aspects of this theological set of laws.
Obviously, many customs won’t mesh with our own laws, just as it is with many early Christian and Judaeic rules against sin. But other traditions in the code are very much like our own. Shaarria demands respect for other religions, condemns murder, child abuse, assault, etc. It requires equal rights for all and access to education. There’s some good stuff there. Why, I might convert! That’s how impressive it is.
So it is very likely that many elements of this religious code will become legal in California. To not do so would be to condone murder, child abuse, sexual assault, etc.
I’m thinking it over.
This I decree.”
California is the new Sodom or, perhaps, a gateway to hell. Maybe it’s time we considered separating that state from the rest of the USA.