Nancy Pelosi Approves $1 Millon Expense Accounts For Any Rep That Votes For Impeachment

Nancy Pelosi is offering members of Congress incentives to vote for the impeachment of Donald Trump. In a letter to every Democrat intercepted by Conservative Weekly Truth Online, Pelosi is seen bribing her fellow Democrats to usurp the will of the people by offering them huge expense accounts:

“Those voting to impeach the traitor in the White House will have the added benefit of taxpayer-funded expense account up to $1 million to help cover personal protection and party supplies to celebrate, as well as armored vehicles and full-time Secret Service protection.

“I hope you will come celebrate with me this weekend at Nicholas Cage’s compound in Venice over margaritas and mimosas. We’re gonna light up the town and drink until Trump quits!”

The note was supposed to be confidential, and now that it’s gone public, Pelosi’s office is denying they wrote it. Her chief propagandist, Art Tubolls, says it sounds like someone is playing a prank:

“The problem here is that you idiots will believe anything you read if it makes a Democrat look bad. Speaker Pelosi never offered expense accounts in return for anything. The bonus package is for those who serve the people, nothing more.”

If that’s true, why haven’t they also offered it to Republican lawmakers? Sounds like yet another day of pure corruption inside the Democrat party.

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2 Comments

  1. NICE TRY NANCY !!!! NO PATRIOT WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY TO BETRAY THE GREATEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME IN HISTORY. DEMS HAVE SATAN WHISPERING IN THEIR EARS TO BETRAY BOTH JESUS AND PRES. TRUMP AND NANCY GETS $21 MILLION DOLLARS EVERY DAY OF THIS WITCH HUNT. THINK ABOUT THAT.

  2. Sounds like quid pro quo, bribery,and corruptions she’s buying votes. Must be bad for the dems if she has To dish out a million. But oh yeah. It can’t be because she’s a democrats they can do what ever they want because they are really above the law.

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