In what some critics are calling an “insultingly presumptive” move, the United Nations has sent out invitations to it’s annual speakers conference on Executive Justice to be held this coming February. The insultingly presumptive part is that the invite, addressed by secretary general Antonio Guterres himself, is addressed to : “interim President Pelosi.”
Interns working for the State Department immediately contacted UN offices in order to clear up whatever misunderstanding may have occurred and were summarily rebuffed by U.N. Spokesman Supreme, Joesefi Baron:
“It is our understanding that by February, your impeachment process will be over, and Mister Trump will be eliminated from his position, along with his albino-eyebrowed assistant. The next in line is Mrs. Pelosi, no? It will be she, whom we wish to have speak. The last time Mr. Trump came, it was, how you say…’clusterflack’? ‘Clusterduck’? Well, I’m sure you understand.”
Speaker Pelosi has already been made aware of the invitation, and is reportedly making room in her future schedule to attend. She intends to focus on the U.N.’s agenda 21, implementation of a New World Order, and the creation of robot overlords to care for the unwashed.