President Trump Finally Taps Powerhouse Sarah Palin to Help Drain the Swamp

Back in 2008, John McCain was poised to lose the election to usurper Barack Obama. Before long, he had dropped so far in the polls that the GOP had no choice but to give up the 3rd most important governorship in the country and recruit Alaska’s Sarah Palin.

As Governor, Palin had turned the Alaskan economy from one that prospered off of a robust fishing and game industry into a powerhouse of drilling, fracking, and deforestation. The untamed wilderness was finally tamed, and a bunch of money was made.

While McCain lost that election, mostly because he refused to admit that Obama was a member of the Musselman Brotherhood, he rose more than 30 points in the polls. Many wondered why Palin herself wasn’t tapped for the Presidency in 2012.

Today, Sarah Palin’s powerhouse attitude and lack of empathy for dumb liberal causes like the environment and equal rights has finally been tapped for the Trump White House. According to Director of Information and Propaganda, Getty DeTater, Palin has a lot of work to do:

“Sarah will be going through the employee files of everyone who worked in the Executive Branch under Obama and finding out where there loyalties lie. The State Department, in particular, is in need of a purge of that old coup d’etat attitude.

“Palin will be asking questions about the Constitution, history, and conservative values. Anyone who knows what she knows will be able to stay, while those who feel the need to try to argue their position by showing actual passages from bookjs or documents will be let go.

“It’s a simple p[rocess to weed out the simple people.”

Palin will begin her work by examining who may have blown the whistle on President Trump’s crimes and getting rid of anyone who agrees with them. It’s not gonna be easy, but Sarah is always up to the task.

 

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

2 Comments

  1. THANK YOU PRES. TRUMP !!!! SARAH IS ONE OF THE SMARTEST AMERICANS, SHE IS A PATRIOT WHO CAN WITH GOD HELP AMERICA KEEP GREAT AGAIN. WITH HER AND YOU, PRES. TRUMP, YOU WILL DEFEAT THE SATAN DEMS AND MAYBE YOU CAN LOOK AT NO MUSLIMS ANY MORE IN AMERICA. JUST MY OPINION BUT THE LAW SAYS IT.

  2. I HAVE SEEN NO NEWS ABOUT SARAH ON FOX, MAYBE THEY ARE STAYING UNTIL 2020 THEN THEY WILL DRAIN THE SWAMP AND JAIL WILL BE FULL OF DEMS !!!! LIFE FOR OBAMA AND HILLARY FOR SURE, FOR MURDER AND TREASON, THEY DON’T HANG ANY MORE I THINK. BUT THINK HOW MANY WILL GO TO JAIL THAT ARE HIGH ON THE HOG RIGHT NOW AND DON’T KNOW WHAT SARAH AND PRES. TRUMP WILL DO.

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