Malia Obama Had 24 Classmates Expelled For Praying On Campus

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The oldest of the Obama girls has had her share of troubles the past few years since Daddy left the White House. Drugs, shoplifting, arrests – she’s a bad seed from a rotten apple. Now she’s focussed her attention on destroying the lives of fellow classmates at Harvard – the ones who DESERVE to be there, unlike herself who got in because of her father’s influence.

According to the HARVARD GAZETTE, Malia Obama became enraged after a small group of 24 students held a prayer vigil for a friend who had recently lost her life to drugs with a bloogie overdose. So incensed was she that she took her concerns to the university administration, filing a formal complaint about the event as a violation of the institution’s rules on public prayer.

Dean Joe Barron insists that he tried to talk her out of proceeding with the complaint, but eventually relented. “Rules are rules, after all,” he said.

“In the end, Malia had then dead to rights. The vigil students, with their ridiculous candles, whitewashed pictures of Christ, bowed heads, and mumbled prayers were acting against Harvard’s strict secular, ‘The only God is science and reason’ policy and, with the formal complaint, we had no choice. All were expelled.

It’s a pity they couldn’t just abide by policy. Christians are like that though. They don’t think rules apply to them.”

Malia Obama, it was reported, showed no remorse for this act of lost compassion. She is following the same path as her dad, on a mission to eliminate the Christian faith….but we won’t let her

6 Comments

  1. She needs to grow up and realize that we need to allow others of different ideals have the right to have the freedom to pray in public. They weren’t hurting anyone. What is wrong with that girl? I think she needs some counseling.

  2. SHE IS SHOW HER TRUE SELF, THE DEVIL IS IN HER LIKE HER DADDY ALL WAYS. WATCH FOR THE SIGNS OF SATAN ACTING AGAINST AMERICA, THE FRIEND WHO DIED WAS KILLED BY HER DRUGS. AND THE POLICE AND SCHOOL SHE IS IN MUST BE LIBS BECAUSE THEY LET HER ACT THIS WAY, NO DOUBT.

  3. MALUA HAS NO GOD. SHE HAS NO FATHER.
    SHE HAS NO MOTHER.***
    SHE HAS SURROGATES. HER FATHER IS A SLAVE TO ISLAM. HER MOTHER IS A TRANS.***THATS WHATS WRONG WITH HER. IT DOES NOT FIT IN THE PICTURE. SHE CANT FACE IT!!! SHE WAS BORN AND FORCED TO LIVE A LIE.***

  4. BustaTroll.org is a subsidiary of the “America’s Last Line of Defense” network of parody, satire, and tomfoolery, or as Snopes called it before they lost their war on satire: Junk News

    in english for the hateful idiots who posted above (I’ll even put it in caps so the boomers can understand): THIS IS NOT REAL NEWS. I GUESS IT COULD BE CONSIDERED A PARODY. EITHER WAY, ITS NOT REAL, MALIA DIDN’T HAVE OTHER STUDENTS EXPELLED FOR PRAYING. YOU GUYS ARE REALLY REALLY DUMB FOR BELIEVING EVERYTHING YOU SEE ONLINE!!!!!

    just a little word to the wise: if a story sounds outrageous, it doesn’t hurt to read the ‘about us’ link at the top of the page. its a good way to find out if you’re reading the news or a parody of it.

  5. What happened to the party if tolerance? I wonder if she would have reported them if they were Muslim students praying. ..

  6. Its sad how many people don’t understand this is not real. Parody. Satire. Click the link above “about us”.

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