Democrats Lose 3 Key Votes – Impeachment Dead in the Water

Sources inside the Democrat building in Washington have revealed that their party has lost three key votes on impeachment, which is two more than they could afford. According to our reporter in the field, Sandy Batt, the entire thing may have to be canceled:

“After carefully considering the numbers, the Democrat party may have to drop their attempt to impeach the President. A source inside Democrat Central Offices on Capitol Hill told me that the three votes were the tipping point and that they have little chance of getting Articles of Impeachment through the House.

“The source is credible and may or may not have worked for Nancy Pelosi in 2010.”

Those poor Democrats. First, they freak out over the Mueller Report and a little bit of good-natured obstruction, now they can’t impeach over abuse of power because they don’t have enough votes to win in 2020. What’s next? Our own Sandy says they may have to dig deep to come up with something:

“They’re currently working on an immunity deal with Julian Assange, who may or may not have information related to the Steele Dossier, which Trump says doesn’t exist. And we all know when Trump says something, we can count on it being true.”

There you have it, Patriots. We should be hearing that this whole thing is over within days, if not hours. God bless our fearless leader, Donald Trump!

About Flagg Eagleton 103 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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  1. IT WAS ALL WAYS GOING TO STOP, PRES. TRUMP HAS DID NOTHING WRONG, THE DEMS TRY AND BRING HIM DOWN BUT GOD IS ON HIS SIDE AND WE THE PEOPLE NOW WANT REVENGE. ON THE DEMS THAT WERE TRYING TO UNDERMIND GOD’S WILL FOR AMERICA. PRES. TRUMP WILL SERVE 3 TERMS OR MORE !!!! THEN DIE A AMERICAN HERO. WE WILL NOT EXPECT MELANIA TO ONLY HAVE 2 TERMS, THE LAW IS DIFFERENT NOW.

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