Trump today defended his decision to not inform Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and House Intelligence Committee Chair Adam Schiff of the Al Baghdadi raid, indicating that “the risk of it being leaked to our enemies was too great.” And now, after Pelosi announced the formal House vote to impeach, he’s taking things to the next logical step.
White House Director of Obloquy, Joeb Arron, released this statement to the press to announce the change and to explain why it is necessary:
“President Trump has made the decision to revoke the security clearances of Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, and every other Democrat currently in possession. This is to be effective immediately.
It is well known in Washington that leaks invariably originate from within their party and this is why recent operations information was withheld from them. The President stands by this decision.
The fancied leaking situation was already bad enough, but now, after the announcement of their intention to continue with their coup through a formal vote in the illegal impeachment of our President, it is considerably worse. The Democrat Party’s determination to continue to act illegally in this matter shows that they hold clear animosity toward the President and therefore cannot be unbiased in there decisions. The United States cannot risk the possibility of sensitive intelligence information being given to our enemies, both at home and abroad, just so they can ‘stick it to Trump.’ The risks are too great and spurious.”
Speaker Pelosi is reportedly outraged and working with cohorts behind closed doors to formulate a response. Her office declined comment upon demand.
That’s our President. We are safe in his hands.