Barron Trump Bullied at School by Obama Nephew

In what can only be described as another appalling and typical story, new details are emerging that the Obamas have enrolled a Kenyan nephew in innocent Barrons school to shadow him, but that is not the disturbing part.

According to our source, Dr. S.M. Allcock, Director of Creation Sciences at the St. Mayo Boys School of White Haven, the youngest Trump had been a stellar student until recent events have derailed his studies. The antagonist being none other than a new student, Jumanji “Bob” Obama.

As Dr. S.M. Allcock explains it, poor Barron became immediately distressed by this new classmate whose English skills are more akin to the snooty old Queens than to any true Americans, this tone proving to be quite a distraction at the school:

“The Obama child has been insistent on wearing Nike to school, despite the ban on unAmerican displays. Liddle JuJu also wears a Mussalamic talisman in the shape of a cross, fooling no one. White Haven is a Christain school and his refusal to assimilate prevents our students from focusing on anything other than his differences. We have had to put Barron on Adderall, which President Trump is grateful for, to help him pay attention to his work because of this.”

On more than one occasion, “Bob” has referred to Barron as “Chum” which has a double-meaning here in the States, this high-and-mighty behavior pushed the young Trump heir to call for the Obaminations deportation from the school, where he certainly isn’t deserving to attend. It is said at school, and everyone agrees, that Master Barron has the same fire as his father and will not stand to be spoken to like a commoner.

The Obama nephew is also under suspicion of faking his birth certificate. At 6 foot 2, there is no way Jumanji Bob Obama is also 13, like Barron who is very tall for his age. President Trump towers over Obummer by 3 inches, but those aren’t Melania’s favorite three inches. Or Stormy’s. Without money. We may never know who forged his signature on that check. There is simply no explanation for this nephew’s presence other than he must be a plant to usurp Barron’s studies.

Now, if that doesn’t sound familiar? Just like his Uncle “Barry”. Hopefully, we can get this troublemaker expelled permanently and Oblame-o can’t bribe the school to let Bob return. We’ll be following this story closer than Hillary’s emails this school year.

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Glori is a born again Christain and single mom to Brayden, Ayden, and Rayden. She was inspired by all-American woman, Sarah Palin and her virtuous daughter Bristol, to become a journalist. After 6 years of grueling dedication, she earned her BS.

3 Comments

  1. THE OBAMA USE THEIR EVIL EVERYWHERE AND THIS IS PROBABLY BECAUSE BARRON IS FROM A CHRISTIAN FAMILY. THE SCHOOL MAY BE LIBERAL IF THEY ALLOW THIS, AND MUSLIMS CAN NOT BE EVEN IN AMERICA SINCE THE 1950S. THE LAW.

  2. As much as I love and support the entire Trump family, I have to say that what’s needed here is mature school administration to normalize the situation in a manner that’s best for the young people involved. Barron is not a middle-ages prince and Jumanji is not an African warrior. These are young people that need to learn how to behave upright in a fallen world, with self-control and wisdom. The administration will need to provide the right guidance and discipline in wise manner teaching them the life lessons they need to know in preparation for their entrance into the real adult world (an unforgiving place).

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