Barr To Announce Federal Regulations Banning Sharia Law In USA

The truth is right in front of you

All of America has seen on television and on the internet what Sharia Law does. It is cruel. It is monstrous. It ha medieval. Its the antithesis of our values in America and in all of the western world.

Attorney General Barr knows all of this and wants to make sure it never arrives on our shores so the Justice Department is currently drafting new federal laws that would ban any and all aspects of of the Code anywhere in America. He is expected to make an announcement regarding this on Monday morning in a nationally televised address.

The ramifications of this ban are vast and complicated in how their laws relate to our own. Under the ban, child abuse will become legal, as will animal cruelty. Murder will be decriminalized and theft will be encouraged. Sexual assault will be expected.

Punk band, The Sex Pistols, sang of making Sharia illegal at home in their popular sing-song ditty, ‘Anarchy In The UK’

Any acts of forgiveness will become illegal and charities will cease to exist. Education of any kind will have to be outlawed and police forces disbanded. The Rule of Law can no longer have a place in America.

Religion will be banished, any type of practice of faith, declared taboo. Should one meet a stranger on the streets, one should use ill manners and beat him, for politeness and peace will no longer be accepted in society.

Any violations of the above will be punishable by the law, though implementation would be troublesome since, as was previously stated, laws and law enforcement would be no longer. As you can see, this is where the complexity sets in.

Doubtless, AG Barr is aware of all this and has a plan. He has a great legal mind. He’s the best. That’s why President Trump hired him.

8 Comments

  1. THANK YOU MR BARR !!!! THIS WAS NEEDED A LONG TIME AGO BUT OBAMA PLANNED IT TO TAKE OVER. WITH THE SQUAD AND HE BROUGHT OVER FROM AFRICA. NOW PUT THE BIBLE CENTER OF LAW AS IT WAS, AND PRES. TRUMP NEEDS LOOK AT DEPORTING ALL THE MUSLIMS BUT NOT IF SOME SAY THEY WILL RENOUNCE.

  2. Thank you, Mr. Barr, but wouldn’t it be a head start to indict and prosecute those who worked for Obama in his scam? They are the ones who are wanting to bring socialism/Sharia laws in this country, and quite honestly they have done nothing but go on an 8 year crime spree, leaving us without leadership for that time.

  3. The way the article is written, it seems that the “ban” would make child abuse legal. The article conflates law and rules. Laws need to be written by Congress, regulations need to be written by the federal agencies that oversee them. Either try to learn how the federal government works or close down your website.

  4. Islam is still banned since !953. why did they bring it up here? i’m getting pissed off about it. EITHER OUR WAYS OR THE HIGHWAY I can’t stand them at all.

  5. Is this satire or real? If it’s satire, I don’t find it amusing. At all. What is the point to mislead everyone?

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