Off The Books’ Poll Shows DC Democrats Think Trump Will Win 2020

The truth is right in front of you

They’ll never admit it publicly but most Democrats in Congress grudgingly feel that President Trump will win his second term in 2020. This was the conclusion reached by the political action firm, JBarron and Associates last week as they made secretive inquiries – with the promise of anonymity – with Democrats on the Hill.

Eighty-sixteen percent of those polled admitted that the Democrats didn’t have a chance. They cited weak candidates in their party as one of the reasons, saying that front runners, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris had too many skeletons in their closets, and, according to one, “They’re just too stupid.”

Polled politicians also confessed what we all know – the economy that President Trump has created is just too strong to argue against. Job growth, record low unemployment, stronger trade deals, and the beginning of the end of the welfare state being just a few of the points they touted as impressive.

JB, the head of the firm, outlined his reasons for conducting the poll:

“Democrats can’t admit to the country their admiration for the work the President has done. That would be political suicide. So we approached each of the six members of congress quietly. We guaranteed anonymity – no names, no faces, no positions, no initials. With that, they opened right up. Their confessions were actually more elaborate than we expected!

The consensus was clear. Democrats are giving up.”

Trump 2020 is an inevitability. Even the socialists on the left can’t argue with that.

4 Comments

  1. WE KNOW THAT PRES. TRUMP WILL WIN 2020, WE DON’T NEED A POLL. AND HE WILL WIN IN 2024 AND BEYOND. I WILL VOTE FOR PRES. TRUMP AND MELANIE AND IVANKA AND BARRON AMEN.

  2. THIS IS TOO MUCH FACEBOOK. I COMMENTED BUT YOU TOOK IT DOWN. I WANT YOU TO GO TO JAIL AND PRES. TRUMP BETTER LOOK INTO IT. SILENCING AMERICAN VOICES TO STOP PRES. TRUMP GETTING A 2D TERM. WELL IT WILL NOT WORK !!!! AMEN.

  3. They keep taking it down because IT’S NOT TRUE, this is a satire site and if you had read, they “approached each of the six members of congress” WTF, 6 members of congress. So the first article I read about Dr Phil was funny but this one, not so much

  4. I THINK YOU ARE WORKING FOR OBAMA TRYING TO LIE ON THIS PAGE TO SAY BAD ABOUT PRES. TRUMP SO HE DOES NOT WIN IN 2020. NICE TRY BUT HE WILL WIN AND MAYBE DECIDE NOT TO STOP AT 2. WE THE PEOPLE WANT HIM TO STAY IN FOR YEARS.

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