Minnesota used to be considered one of the most American places in America. These days, however, it looks more like Dearborn, Michigan. More and more Musselamics, the mid-western version of American Islamism, have settled here this year than any other year. So many, says the Pastor of St. Skrotusum Episcopal, that they’ve had to start hiring them for public service jobs:
“The Lord wants us to love all others, so we hire and we tolerate. But then something like this happens and we have to re-evaluate where we stand. We love everyone, which includes these folks, we just don’t want them in our airports, stores, or restaurants. The bible says they might be dangerous and their own Quran calls for them to shawarma us with Tabouli Jehaad.”
What the good pastor is referring to is an incident at Minnetonka Airport in the Ilhan Omar International Terminal. Karen Detmeyer of Long Island was held for more than 3 hours by a TSA agent dressed in a full burqa. Detmeyer missed her flight and wasn’t able to make the Trump rally in San Fransisco. She told Breitbart:
” That woman kept me there for three hours. I told her I didn’t want her touching me and that it was her that should be searched. I did nothing wrong. I wasn’t the one wearing one of those Allahu dresses.
I plan on suing Minnesota and Ilhan Omar for this.”
The TSA responded by email from the Interim Director of Islamaphobic Relations, Art Tuibolls:
“Regretfully, Mrs. Detmeyer refused to allow herself to be searched by a ‘Muslammical, which left no choice but to ask her to wait until someone came on duty with the same Christian values as her. She waited roughly 3 hours and tossed insults the entire time. The guests at the gate grew increasingly annoyed, so she was moved to a private room and given a cup of Sanka and a lemon.
She was welcome to have the screening done at any point but refused until she could speak to a ‘manage.’ We don’t have managers, so a supervisor explained that she was making the choice herself.”
Yeah. Some “choice.” What if that woman had explosives and put them in her bag while she was being searched? These kinds of things happen all the time.
We’re with you, Karen!