Whistleblower Charged With High Treason

The Department of Justice has issued a warrant for the arrest and conviction of the whistleblower for the crime of high treason as laid out in Article 12, Section 3 of the United States Constitution. While the name of the rat who tattled on the President and weakened our national security was still being withheld, an aide inside the department, Art Tuibolls, says there is little doubt he will be exposed soon:

“This person is a traitor to their president. The man is in office to help us, and any obstruction of that without going through official channels and Rudy Giuliani’s office is a violation of the sacred laws the founders made before God. The whistleblower must be tried and held accountable for the highest crime in the land.”

You know it, Tubolls! It’s about time we start making these traitorous scum pay for attempting to expose corruption at the highest level. That’s not their job. If there was corruption, do you really think men like Rudy Giuliani and Donald Trump would stand for it?

These are strange times we live in. People seem to have forgotten how we got here. It wasn’t by coddling the poor or handing out “equality” to anyone who felt like they were different just because of the racism and bigotry they’ve experienced. We’ve all had a hard time. The guy at 7-11 used to watch me like a hawk when I was a kid just because I stole a few things once.

Democrats need to grab those bootstraps, stop catering to people who can’t afford to be Americans and get with the program.

About Flagg Eagleton 132 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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