We investigated this story and confirmed that it’s true.
Ilhan Omar decided it would be a good idea to walk out on a memorial service for 911 victims in New York City. The event, hosted by the Anti-Muslamicist Defamational Defense League, was meant to bring Christians in the city closer to the Islamatical folks, because liberals think that will work for some reason.
What happened instead was the Muslamanias spent the time praying to their Moon God Alahoo while the Christians prayed to the actual God, so there was never any real unity. Rumors have it that the Christians offered the Muslies free Baconators from Wendy’s so they could feel more American, but they turned it down and ate bagels with cream cheese and olives instead. Not the good olives, either. The red ones you get on sale at that olive bar at Winn Dixie with the mozzarella that nobody West of Tallahassee will buy.
Anyway, Where was Ilhan during all of this? As it turns out, she wasn’t actually there at all, because she lives in Minnesota and works in Washington, and let’s face it…we’d flip the frack out if she showed up in New York, because even though we hate everything about it and use it 364 days a year as an example of pure, America hating evil — On September 11th, we never forget and stand with our fellow Americans.
Still, we rate the story true and think Omar should resign, because had she been there, she totally would have walked out. Our source inside the Capitol Rotunda says that Omar told a friend of hers that she would have been “across the street eating Falafel. DC has some of the best trucks in America for kabobs, but New York is all about the falafel.”
The Congresswoman’s office told us to beat it when we called, which makes the whole thing even more suspect.
Stay vigilant, Potatriots. Keep calm and read stuff to the end.