Omar To Trump: ‘I’m More Patriotic Than You’

The truth is right in front of you

Ilhan Omar today accused President Trump of not loving  America much when she shouted out that she was more patriotic than he.

I’m going to be honest with you, I have no idea how I want to write this one. I just saw a headline I liked and paraphrased it as I stole it. Usually, I can just put down a headline, then the bs and the jokes just flow out of me as soon as I begin to type. This does not seem to be the case today. I just don’t really feel like writing.

Believe it or not, I just started watching Breaking Bad a couple weeks ago. Pretty good.

There’s a beautiful woman waiting for me on the phone, as I write this. I’m not talking just “good looking”. I’m talking absolutely drop dead gorgeous stunning. So why would I want to ignore her to write a bunch of crap  that nobody  seems to ever open up and read?

For most of these articles I could write almost anything and it would go unnoticed for these reasons. Nobody looks. Trumpanzees  notoriously only look at, and believe, headlines like this that allow their outrage to grow.  Everything below the headline is ignored by most.

New web series coming soon! “Picard”. Excited.

Essentially, the body of the article could be filled with almost anything. I’ve thought about putting softcore erotica in here – you know, nothing explicit enough for google or Facebook to moan about , but still kinda hot. Recipes, trivia, poetry……I could use almost anything to fill space. But, in the end, I always write about the subject at hand. If I’m not into it, I think it does show, though I think I usually manage to land at least one decent joke.

Anyway, that beautiful lady is still on the phone, waiting patiently for me. That patience is just one in a long list of amazing qualities she possesses… I better get back to her. But first, some somber words to conclude this story – the one regarding the actual headline. Wow! I’ve gone way over on word count. It seems I can ramble about nothing forever.

Oh! If you have actually read this, type “Zaphod Beeblebrox” in comments. Thanks.

GJ ?


Omar does not have America’s best interests at heart. Perhaps Trump is right. Perhaps it is time she left to do whatever it is she does elsewhere in the world.

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