Ocasio-Cortez Arrested At Border Camp Attempting to Free Children

FINALLY!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been exceedingly vocal in her views of the refugee internment facilities beiing operated on the southern border.  After getting blasted by right-wing psychopaths for correctly identifying them as “concentration camps,” apparently, the diminuative diva finally had enough during a fact-finding visit yesterday and attempted what agents are calling : “a prison break.”

Her accomplice, a Mr. T. Bag escaped capture and is one-armed and dangerous.

According to witnesses, the petite congresswoman had smuggled a small pair of cutting shears into the holding facility, and was caught cutting open the filthy children’s Trumpcages.  When challenged by border agents, Ocasio-Cortez became animated, and threatened them with physical harm, which led to the local police being alerted.   They arrested her at 2:25 p.m.  Her Socialist bail was set at $500,000.

She’s reportedly in Tim Allen’s former cell, mopping up tears and cocaine.

Maybe a little jail time will teach her how to control herself when confronted with a hideous nazi-like Republican-instituted policy that harms and even causes the death of innocent children.  Or, maybe being on the inside of a cell will only further her resolve.  Maybe she’ll just ban motorcycles.

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  1. I think it was a mistake for Nancy Pelosi’s Democratic party to call for impeachment. She was getting intimate with Adam Schiff, and while tasting some Georgia moonshine Adam brought over, commented,
    “MMM…, peach brandy.” Adam said he totally agreed. They should impeach. Oh well. Maybe it was Adam’s mistake. He regrets that night, too, or also.

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