Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been exceedingly vocal in her views of the refugee internment facilities beiing operated on the southern border. After getting blasted by right-wing psychopaths for correctly identifying them as “concentration camps,” apparently, the diminuative diva finally had enough during a fact-finding visit yesterday and attempted what agents are calling : “a prison break.”
According to witnesses, the petite congresswoman had smuggled a small pair of cutting shears into the holding facility, and was caught cutting open the filthy children’s Trumpcages. When challenged by border agents, Ocasio-Cortez became animated, and threatened them with physical harm, which led to the local police being alerted. They arrested her at 2:25 p.m. Her Socialist bail was set at $500,000.
Maybe a little jail time will teach her how to control herself when confronted with a hideous nazi-like Republican-instituted policy that harms and even causes the death of innocent children. Or, maybe being on the inside of a cell will only further her resolve. Maybe she’ll just ban motorcycles.