Ocasio-Cortez Arrested At Border Camp Attempting to Free Children

FINALLY!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been exceedingly vocal in her views of the refugee internment facilities beiing operated on the southern border.  After getting blasted by right-wing psychopaths for correctly identifying them as “concentration camps,” apparently, the diminuative diva finally had enough during a fact-finding visit yesterday and attempted what agents are calling : “a prison break.”

Her accomplice, a Mr. T. Bag escaped capture and is one-armed and dangerous.

According to witnesses, the petite congresswoman had smuggled a small pair of cutting shears into the holding facility, and was caught cutting open the filthy children’s Trumpcages.  When challenged by border agents, Ocasio-Cortez became animated, and threatened them with physical harm, which led to the local police being alerted.   They arrested her at 2:25 p.m.  Her Socialist bail was set at $500,000.

She’s reportedly in Tim Allen’s former cell, mopping up tears and cocaine.

Maybe a little jail time will teach her how to control herself when confronted with a hideous nazi-like Republican-instituted policy that harms and even causes the death of innocent children.  Or, maybe being on the inside of a cell will only further her resolve.  Maybe she’ll just ban motorcycles.

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