Nancy Pelosi’s Church Asks Her To Leave Until She ‘Finds God and Gets Help’

The Archbishop of San Fransisco had to personally call on Nancy Pelosi at her home today to ask her to not come to church anymore. The decision, which was made by the local diocese but approved by Papal Decree from Rome, is a step short of excommunication.

Archbishop Art Tubolls released this statement:

“Until Nancy can get her demons under control and stop drinking, she isn’t welcome in the Lord’s house. Last week she fell asleep and vomited all over Mrs. Kensington. The week before that she wore a pantsuit with no pants and it wasn’t long before that we were having her driven home after a fist fight at the Prayer Breakfast.

How does a person even get that drunk at 7 AM?

We’re praying she gets the help she needs.”

This isn’t the first time Pelosi has embarrassed herself with her drinking. We’ve reported on many occasions about her drunken adventures. We’ve never sourced or proven any of it, of course, because we’ve all heard the stories about how much she spent on airplane drinks.

Isn’t that enough? They were also proven not to be true, but the stories had to start somewhere. Pelosi continues to say she doesn’t drink. Maybe she boofs with Brett Kavanaugh.

 

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  1. I would have so loved to see Ms. Pelosi at mass, drunk as hell, vomiting on the person next to her. Not sure who Mrs. Kensington is, but she is news now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I loved this story!

  2. NANCY IS FILLED WITH SATAN HATE, JUST LOOK AT HER EYES, I CAN’T COMMENT ON EVERY STORY BECAUSE FACEBOOK BLOCKS ME BUT I WILL COMMENT WHEN I CAN. MY GRANDSON KNOWS COMPUTERS AND I WILL GET HIM TO LET ME COMMENT ON THE ONES THAT BLOCK ME. ANYWAY, NANCY DRINKS BECAUSE SHE HAS LOST GOD, THAT IS THE REASON. WE THANK PRES. TRUMP FOR BRINGING GOD BACK TO AMERICA AND NANCY MUST GO, AND I WILL SAY THAT !!!! FACEBOOK WILL REMOVE THIS.

  3. Fred: During the Government Shutdown, Nancy collected bunches of her buddies, family, friends and she was gonna fly our government plane to visit troops in Afghanistan! Aha! to check on her Bush, Obama, now Nancy poppy crops! As Trump did not get sucked in on their ‘crop’!

  4. The level of her drinking effects the brain… She may die before she finds sobriety… He priest should help but not in services…
    Her CoupDetha failed… Reason enough to remove her now this… Nancy when your lover is putting ammonia in your brain you will be a danger to yourself and others.

  5. “NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW”
    “HIGH CRIMES & MASS NEUTRALIZING OF HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF MEXICANS BEING THE GUNRUNNER, OPERATION FAST AND FURIOUS…THE MUDER OF POSSIBLE THOUSANDS..AROUND THE WORLD….MASSIVE DEMOCRAT PARTY COVER UP! WHILE OBAMA DANCEF WITH THE CUBAN ELITE..
    .THE FRENCH CONCERT GOERS MOWED DOWN BY AUTOMATIC WEAPONS…SUPPLIED BY DEMOCRATS…FAST AND FURIOUS SENDS MANY MORE INNOCENT TO THEIR FINAL RESTING PLACE….THEN DEMOCRATS…DEMAND WE DIS-ARM BY FORCE…. WHILE MS13 GANGS IN MY TEXAS CITY…. HAVE BEEN WELL ARMED BY FEDERAL DEMMOCTATIC RULED..
    ATF….TO STRAW GUN DEALERS…TO CAUSE DIRECT MEXICAN MASS CASUALTIES ACROSS MEXICO AMD THE SOUTH!
    AND “THEY PREACH..
    LIE…PROPAGANDA CORRUPT NEWS
    NETWORKS IN MASS COVER UP TOTAL DEMOCRAT SOCIALIST COMMUNIST PARTY!…. NOT ONE DEMOCRAT IS FOLLOWING THIER OATH OF OFFICE..
    PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION OF WE THE PEOPLE…ANDVDEFEND WITH BLOOD,…IF REQUIRED..
    BY MY OATH TO THAT FLAG proudly flying. OVER MY AMERICA AND UNDER GOD! AMEN!#

  6. I have mixed feelings about this , I don’t like this women and hate her politics , but I don’t agree with her church telling her not to come back , the women needs help with her addiction and Go wants his house doors open to everyone especially the sinners with a Christian is suppose to help them not true them away ,

  7. You can tell by the way she shakes her head and pops her teeth that she is half drunk every time she is on camera. She cannot look at anyone for more than a second. She’s a drunk and always has been. Disgrace to the America people and our Country. She needs to go.

  8. She has a wet brain, how else can someone tell lie after lie after lie, sign into law documentation that kills infants up to birth,, allow people to shit in the streets and shoot dope at will, murder after murder after murder,, she can only swill more booze to cover her guilty soul,, they are all in darkness, how can a person hate their own race so much that they kill as many as possible while helping others do the same.. allowing illegals felons to go free to
    murder citizens.. Its super sad.. Evil is running amuck..

  9. Have no knowledge on a personal basis of her drinking but her stance on Abortion goes against the doctrine of her religion.

  10. Spreading lies is against God, Jesus and the Bible. It is evil, and those who do it and glory in the deceit are evil and will be condemned by their own words and by spreading the falsehoods of others. This is one pussy Trump can’t grab. She’s slapping him in his face with her pussy.

  11. Deana, she was asked not to return to church because she vomited on someone and arrived one time without pants on. I would forbid entry to MY home had she behaved this way. The church will offer whatever help she needs. She will not seek it but, instead, continues running our country into the ground with her ridiculous mindset and behavior.

  12. is this article real or satire anybody has real links to pelosi she is one of the reasons the dems will lose again…

  13. I DINT READ THIS THE FIRST TIME JUST THE HEADLINE AS WE ALL KNOW WHAT SHE IS LIKE, BUT DIANA AT CHURCH SAID SHE VOMITED ON AND HAD NO PANTS !!!! SHE MUST BE PUT UP UNDER THE JAIL UNTIL SHE CAN DRY OUT AND FIND GOD AGAIN AND FOR TREASON.

  14. If this is true
    then I recommend this Church as decently truthful

    on this issue

    ?❤?TRUMPence2016-2024?❤? successfully US Landslide Reelected assuredly
    Amen & Amen!!!

  15. And yet millions go out and vote for her every time there is an election. Who is really to blame?

  16. Do your research before re-Posting. Salvatore Cordileone is officially the archbishop for San Francisco. Not this OTHER guy. WHICH . . . puts this entire “story” in a bad light. Is Ms. Pelosi a DRUNK? Absolutely!! Is her heart filled with satan? Of COURSE it is!!
    But, other elements of the story are questionable – based upon the erroneous identification of the archbishop.
    Beware “Fake News.”

  17. I find it hard to believe that she is a drunk and vomited on someone in church. On the OTHER HAND, I would have excommunicated her from the church long ago for her abortion position alone.

  18. Oh! As reading All the comments. / Can notice when delivering Speeches. . It seems drink first snaps/ how many shots of alcohol before the podium … is that right my observation to her ? May Our zlord Almighty Enlightened her mine what’s doing is damaging her personality … Must get out of Politics , A Shame to all who can see her speaking to public…Well long time ago. Using private jets flying to Washington / taxpayers money spending. Must Quit.. of politics 08:43AM Friday 25thOct”19 watchers/ listeners-alllemange

  19. I can’t stand Nancy, but you guys need to go reread this. The person that wrote it was making a point about saying things without proof, and how people that read it, believe every word. The same is happening to Trump!

  20. How does she still have a job?? Anyone else would get fired for drinking on the job, the FIRST time they were caught! Why is she getting away with this? Does anyone know?

  21. Which church she went? She is member of the church of Satan, she may be went different church where she is not member. May she is lost her mind, she didn’t think where she supposed to go. Now she need to go check up at mental hospital, may be she need to be admit. She is possesses with demonic spirits. San Francisco people bring her back in your city and worship with her to your god “Lucifer”. She is not Christian, she is Luciferian.

  22. ARE DEMOCRATS CHRISTIANS? NONE, NOT anyone with their AGENDAS….Can not be BOTH side:
    ____________________________________________________________________________________
    Which church she went? She is member of the church of Satan, she may be went different church where she is not member. May she is lost her mind, she didn’t think where she supposed to go. Now she need to go check up at mental hospital, may be she need to be admit. She is possesses with demonic spirits. San Francisco people bring her back in your city and worship with her to your god “Lucifer”. She is not Christian, she is Luciferian. She is agree and believe in Abortions, Same Sex Marriages, Illegalisms, Lawlessness, frauds, lies, accusations, conspiracy, etc. Whosoever believes these things [(as all demonic Democrats have this agendas)]

  23. What would really be interesting, is if Pelosi joined the LDS (Mormon) Church. However, I don;t know if they would let her; she’s probably done some things that would be too serious. Am I being too judgemental?

  24. THIS HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE AND SHE IS STILL NOT GETTING THE HINT. NANCY, YOU ARE NOW IN THE FULL GRIP OF DEMONS, ALCOHOL HAS LED YOU THERE, AND SOON YOU WILL NO DOUBT DO SATAN THINGS WITH HILLARY, DRINKING BLOOD. IF YOU START LOOKING YOUNGER WE WILL KNOW THE BLOOD THING.

  25. Boy i can’t believe how gullible some are you are. This site is for a laugh. I mean she is an evil crazy women but the stories are made up. Smh!!!

  26. Wait a minute. If shes struggling like that she needs to be in the house of the lord. I dont care for her, but whoever’s is without sin, then you cast the first stone. We all have problems in our lives. I’m nobody to to tell her or anyone else what’s wrong. That makes me a hypocrite if I do. So all these people talking about her just know your judging. Bottom line. I’m not taking up for her at all. I’m glad when I went to church struggling they disnt kick me out. She will answer for her deeds, and so will you. This country was built on the foundation of God. Love is the biggest commandment he gave us. Church’s kicking out struggling people is a cult or just a religion. Were suppose to pray for her and try to help her. What’s the difference in her drinking and someone else in the church drinking? A drunk is a drunk. When Christ died the veil cracked. Meaning we didnt have to go to a priest to ask for forgiveness. Seeking him is the answers to all your problems. Kicking people out the house of the lord is wrong.

  27. From the “About Us” page of this website…

    “Everything on this website is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real. If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined. Any similarities between this site’s pure fantasy and actual people, places, and events are purely coincidental and all images should be considered altered and satirical. See above if you’re still having an issue with that satire thing.

  28. From the “About Us” page of this website…

    “Everything on this website is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real. If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined. Any similarities between this site’s pure fantasy and actual people, places, and events are purely coincidental and all images should be considered altered and satirical. See above if you’re still having an issue with that satire thing.”

  29. It don’t matter if this story is true or not. It’s said in Luke 6:43-45. For a good tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit, neither doth a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. For every tree is known by his own fruit. I think that pretty much sums up Mrs. Pelosi.

  30. It hurts me just as much as watching and listening to Pelosi, to see that people on here are actually believing this. This is satire. As someone who is anti-Pelosi in every way, I hate that there are people who mirror my views about her but are stupid enough to actually buy into this. Doesn’t do well for the global case of us being the same ones. Think things through people. I cant stand the bitch but even I know this is satire.

  31. THIS HAPPENED AT ANOTHER CHURCH LAST YEAR ALSO !!!! SHE WILL NOT GET THE HINT, SHE NEEDS DRY OUT IN JAIL.

  32. How did she get into church without any pants on.
    I’m by far no Pelosi fan, but I don’t believe anything I’ve read here.

  33. Nancy Peeeeeelousy only cares about one thing and one thing only—HERSELF!!!! She is a bitter, self-centered POS. I want to vomit every time she invokes the phrase “for the American people.” What a crock nasty peeeeeelousy!
    Get the hell out of our government!!!

  34. I heard someone state once that she actually thinks of herself as ‘almost royalty’…LOL; one thing is for certain; she’s a ‘royal’ pain in the a*s!!!

  35. So it doesn’t matter that she supports abortion? You are just concerned about her drinking? PLEASE!!

  36. She’s a Catholic. I’m not sure the priest or anyone else has the nerve to ask her to stop attending, especially communion because she advocates for abortions, illegals, and lies. I’m sure there are drunks at church and have not been asked to leave!

  37. Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden, both fubar! They walk with a black heart, and highly selfish motivation. They should be bad opera singers with their “me me me” attitudes. They serve the horned one, know it, and just don’t care!

  38. I am just surprised by all the people that leave comments here that have not learned to spell.

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