‘Private’ Obama Tapes Show a Godless Heathen with No Respect for the Lord

He won't get away with it this time! Our God will save us!

Barack Hussein Obama should have been out having cappuccinos with the Muslim Brotherhood. Instead, he decided to stay in with Michelle to watch reruns of Kookla, Fran and Ollie. While they watch, they beep each other on the nose and coo, “You’re the puppet.” She responds, “No, you’re the puppet.” What ensues cannot be written in this Christian publication, but suffice it to say it involved string and paper clips.

Click here if you want to see what awaits Obama according to Leviticus 24:13-16 .

President Obama and Michelle try to consummate every time Trump lies, but then they’d never have time to steal more silverware in the White House. President’s Trump’s sources have told him that Obama yells “Oh, God” several times a night. , thus the blasphemy charge. Other tapes reveal that Trump thinks that President Obama is a Q plant, ready to spill the beans from everything to the Rabbit Season/Duck Season debate to the fake moon landing and then, of course, the Bowling Green Massacre.

Our president will not allow any such treachery in our country. As the Bible States, if you are a blasphemer, you should be stoned. That goes for adultery, too, but which Christian Republican in 2019 cares about that?